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-- Mr. Bad

The KKK Took My Limey Away

by Tjames Madison

1999-06-10 14:11:44

Frustrated by a recent failure on the part of most Americans to view them as anything but socially retarded, brow-sweating thugs, the Ku Klux Klan has undertaken a recruiting campaign in Great Britain, perhaps spurred on by new reports of British hate crimes against naked people.

The KKK has targeted Asian residents of South Wales as the first candidates for final solution, with predictably violent results. "They said 'You black bastards, get out of here,'" said an Asian shopkeeper, victim of a recent KKK attack on his store. Black, Asian, what's the difference?

Interestingly, South Wales, the area being currently targeted by the British KKK spearhead, consists of only 2% ethnic minorities. Apparently the Klan is afraid to engage or anger larger, perhaps blacker groups of minorities, even Limey ones who speak with a poncy accent and drink tea with their pinkies extended. Even the notoriously thick-browed David Duke has washed his hands of the whole affair.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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