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Hot Milky Mamas
1998-12-24 12:53:00


Sludge
 
I am a cur without honor.
-- Mr. Bad

 

Ok. You're pregnant, lactating, and broke. You need to come up with some cash quick-like. What can you do? You _could_ do a sleazy porn movie that will probably come back to haunt you years from now... *or* you could sell off your breast milk for $2.50 an ounce.

That's right! the demand for breast milk has reached such a high demand that milk banks can't keep it in stock! The Milk Angels will pay you for your precious lactations! Moo moo, buckaroos!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

uaka@pigdog.org


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