Build Date: Tue Jul 14 22:50:03 2026 UTC
I like my brains fried.
-- Downer Cow
Terrible Ordeal -- RealVideo
1999-02-22 03:32:00
A flabbergasting multimedia slide show rendition of Pigdog's encounter with mercenary Linux thugs, in evil RealVideo format!
NOTE: This takes a minute to startup, so be patient.
ALSO NOTE: If your modem is sucko, try the 28.8K-optimized version (http://www.pigdog.org/real/lin28.ram).
PLUS NOTE: You should probably have a recent RealPlayer form www.real.com.
T O P S T O R I E S
America's National Recording Registry Inducts Culturally Significant Artist - Weezer!
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Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl
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Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
Negative Nancy, touring the gin joints of the world, sent us her latest Spocktail creation, The Inattentive Beachcomber, which she concocted and field tested somewhere in South East Asia. (More...)
A Nobel Prize-Winning Author Describes Liquor
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A Day in the Life of a Beverotologist
It was starting to look like a very boring Saturday, trapped as I was in the suburban wastelands of the outer Bay Area, so I called my Able Assistant (AA) and proposed that we perform some Spocktail field tests. For some time I've been working on creating the quintessential cinematic beverage and even tho' SMRL does most of its testing during nocturnal hours, this seemed an opportune time to roll up the sleeves of our labcoats and get some science done. While the beverotology creation tested this day (The Neurotoxin) must be deemed a success, this article focuses more the journey of the experimenters, rather then the science of beverotology. (More...)
What the hell is going on with Sony?
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