Ever feel like you're not getting the whole story?

     
 

You've Got Questions
1999-11-14 18:32:31


Net Flotsam
 
You're just trying to smear me by associating me with crazy reptoid conspiracists. You big smearer.
-- RatSnatcher

 

We admit it. We don't know everything. We'd like to, but Allah has yet to see fit to reach down and whack us with the staff of knowledge. So, where do we go when we have a question? We go where every leader of the United States of America goes.

Really, did you think that the individuals that run this country have an exclusive corridor to this knowledge? Think again. Now you to can call up the vast wealth and wisdom of Abraham Lincoln. Well, The Hideous Jabbering Head of Abraham Lincoln anyway.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

jared@pigdog.org


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