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Beaujolais! Noted futurist Mr. Bad has plugged the time-space coordinates into his InAndOut-o-Tron 2000 to come up with a new set of INS AND OUTS for this New Year! Look on, ye mighty, and despair!

Out	In
Survival Research Labs	survival
stock options	escape options
South Park	Radiskull & Devil Doll
MP3	Ogg Vorbis
search engines	Open Directory
platform sneakers	hillbilly boots
cyberporn	lovings.com
MySQL	PostgreSQL
Hollywood	Christiania
Polly Ester	Tjames Madison
Weblogs	Webzines
The Motley Fool	RTMark.com
libertarian politics	utopian politics
voyeurism	frottage
Grays	FreeMasons
R.U. Sirius	pony-girl fetish
Burning Man	Burning Man
Special K	s. divinorum
Del Taco	Naugle's
skunk apes	sqrats
PGP	GPG
Mission District	Pacifica
The Disco Era	The Gong Show Era
smoking	betel nut
WIMP desktops	Web desktops
Internet radio	Internet television
Feed	Sennacieca Asocio Tutmonda
online stock trading	online dogfight gambling
rapper slang	CB slang
Deuteronomy	abomination
IPO	POE
fleece vests	lab coats
penguins	mandrills
David Oates	El Snatcher
StarOffice	SIAG Office
Quebeckers	Romans
xDSL	packet radio
Kirk/Spock	Qui Jon/Obi Wan
air strikes on Sarajevo	air strikes on Grozny
Java	Java Server Pages
animated GIFs	MNG
vintage punk	vintage techno
sweat equity	organizing a union
WinAmp skins	XUL
IP lawyers	Open Source community evangelists
feldspar	gneiss
.com	.us
w4r3z s173z	eternity server
W I R E D	sendmail.net
syndication	Open Content
Frank Sinatra	FRANK!
Silicon Alley	Web-order brides
i18n	l10n
GHB	crank
using Web auction sites	living off Web auction sites
AIM	Napster
lunch at your desk	beer with lunch
Extreme sports	Extreme programming
Gwyneth Paltrow	Delta Burke
green buds	Green Party
camping	GLUG
olives	pearl onions
GUILE	Esperanto
SUVs	minis
Sand People	Ookla the Mok
Seti @ Home	distributed DOS attacks
Finns	Ozone
pre-millennialism	post-millennialism
BeOS	Mosix
Cocktail Culture	Spocktail Culture

jared@pigdog.org