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Silly grownup, speed is for kids.
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It's the Radiskull & Devildoll Show!
1999-11-17 12:10:04
Let's face it: Shockwave for the most part is a waste of time and technology. But every now and then, someone (like the folks programming in all the old classic arcade games) figures out a fantastic use for it. This is one of them.
The Radiskull & Devildoll Show is a hilarious romp through one artist-slash-computer animator's twisted imagination. No words can really describe it. Just go and see for yourself. Go. Now. Go now.
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