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Sunday Bests Fer Cyberbillies
1999-12-13 13:02:45


Cyberbillies
 
You're so pretty, they should put your head in a box.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Yall liss'n here. evary now an' then a true cyberbilly will havta atten' an occasion in his best clothes. summa these events will requar wearin a tie. So what kin' of tie will say "I'm a cyberbilly an' proud of it"? One covard in infectious diseases! Ya reckon?

The CDC (who er always the liders in fashion an' fashionable accessories have come out wif a line of ties featurin prints of Malaria, Tuberculosis, Staphylococcus, Ebola, an' Cholera cells. Guaranteed, yunzes'l be all the cenner of attention at the next hoedown!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

vwbugger@pigdog.org


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