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Coherence is for pussies!
-- Patient Joab

No, I am not wearing glow in the dark paint. Why do you ask?

by Flesh

1999-01-07 00:07:00

There are some advantages to opening a night club in a Russian bomb shelter.

The acoustics are great. Being 10feet (three meters) below the surface means the disc jockey can play as loudly as he wants with no neighbors to disturb. And there's an air purification system already in place to remove cigarette smoke.

Plus, it's not hard at all these days tocut a deal with Russia's cash-strapped military.

But the three-year lease has one catch -- it expires in the event of a nuclear attack.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

uzerboozer@pigdog.org

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