So, we saw these eTOY guys at a freako SRL show last year. Yeah, the one under the freeway. And I am here to say that they are MAJOR NUTCASES!
They all had BALD HEADS and orange jumpsuits that said "ETOY" on the back.
Despite their general mental patient outfits, they were loved by women
everywhere! "EEE TTEEEE OOOOHHH WHYYYY" cheered the beautiful women who were
waiting for the giant SRL robots. Perhaps
someday beautiful women will shout like that for Pigdog Journal -- could be we
need to act EVEN MORE like big criminally insane freakos.
Anyways, right after that I checked out their website. It is COMPLETELY NON-
LINEAR and EURO-TRASHY. I couldn't believe it! It's the Web site Dieter from
Schprockets would make!
So it freaked me out that they are now the darlings of Wall Street! Everyone is
talking about their fantastic IPO, where all those creeps in orange made
kajillions of dollars! For their stupid Eurotrash website! What kind of justice
is there in that!?!
Anyways, since etoy.com is, like, the darling of Wall Street now, you should
probably go check them out. Or maybe you already have. Me, I wouldn't pay for
this stock, but it could be just cause I'm jealous. I dunno.