I want to kill bugs, sir!

     
 

Join the Junior Carrot Patrol!
1999-06-23 10:13:58


Bad People
 
I'm a lot taller than I look.
-- Juggler Vain

 

Bad People of the Future look up! Your action hero is here!

Flaming Carrot Comics will rot your brain out, starting from the inside and fizzling out towards the edges. If you weren't naturally born Quaker State Tapioca Rupture, then you probably have some deficiency in your surreallism genes, and Flaming Carrot is JUST THE MAN TO BEAT IT INTO YA!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

nvious@pigdog.org


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