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Keeping it in The Family
1999-11-14 18:50:28


Bad People
 
If you space out your little rants a bit more, you'd probably get bigger laughs.
-- Crackmonkey

 

A few years ago, a bizarre movie called 'Spanking the Monkey' was released onto an unsuspecting and stunned movie-going public. It's a Pigdog favorite. If you haven't seen it the plot deals with a son's incestuous relationship with his mother. Guess what kids? The events really happened.

In Martinez California, a 43-year-old woman from Antioch is on trial for having a sexual relationship with her 23-year-old son (who is now on the lamb). To make matters worse, the woman gave birth to a baby girl. You have to wonder if this is how the Parker family in the infamous X-Files entitled "Home" got their start.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

kunst@pigdog.org


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