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Polar Bears! Whales! Oh My!

by Tjames Madison

1999-06-29 04:42:35

A clan of ferocious polar bears are attacking and killing a group of trapped Beluga whales in Northern Canada. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!?

Repeat: POLAR BEARS attacking WHALES! "The bears have been waiting there and jumping on top of them and going for their heads or their blowholes. A lot of them are quite damaged, quite scarred," said some Mountie dude.

Go! GO NOW!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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