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Killer Bees Attack Mexico Schoolkids!

by Tjames Madison

1999-06-02 01:40:07

For those of us who grew up in the 70s, we've been reading "the killer bees are on their way!" for the last 20 years or so, usually in the National Enquirer or whatnot. But they never seemed to get here.

Well guess what? They're here! Almost! The Mexican Red Cross is reporting that a school in Villahermosa, Mexico, was attacked Tuesday by a swarm of "so-called killer bees," stinging 40 children between the ages of six and 12, and leaving five children and a teacher hospitalized.

Oh no! If we don't do something soon they'll be all the way to TEXAS!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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