You know the aliens are coming to get you, and you want to
know what you can do to stop them? Here's a website that
explains a method to defeat alien abductions that's EVEN
MORE EFFECTIVE than wrapping your head in aluminum foil.
You too can build your own Thought Screen Helmet!
"The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and
humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they
control their minds or communicate with them."