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Stop Alien Abductions!
2000-07-28 17:26:50


Damn Ay-leens
 
Where are the myths? Who's writing the new epics? Where's the adventure?
-- Enigma

 

You know the aliens are coming to get you, and you want to know what you can do to stop them? Here's a website that explains a method to defeat alien abductions that's EVEN MORE EFFECTIVE than wrapping your head in aluminum foil.

You too can build your own Thought Screen Helmet!

"The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them."

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

hundred@pigdog.org


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