It's Thanksgiving time again, and if you've got vegan relatives coming to visit, you need to serve them something. If you want to make sure they never visit again, forget the Tofurky, and serve them up a steaming plate of HufurkyTM!
Tofurky is the weapon of choice for many mixed-meat gatherings, all of the appeal of Tofu with some of the qualities of turkey.
First off, it's brown.
Second, it ends in "urky".
Hufu is the new tofu-based meat-like product that's flavored like human flesh. If you ever wanted to find out what long pig tastes like, but were too inhibited to butcher your next door neighbor, Hufu is a safe and healthy alternative.
To make HufurkyTM, start with a Hufu roast, hollow it out, and stuff it with bread crumbs.
Cook it for best results.
HufurkyTM is a registered trademark of Pigdog Worldwide Ventures. All rights reserved. TofurkyTM is a registered trademark of Turtle Island Foods. HufuTM is a registered trademark of Hufu, LLC.