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WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS (cont'd)
2000-02-20 01:35:00

Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Ah-HA! I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it
Tjames
Tjames
I find Leisuretown a tad discomfiting.
Arkuat
Arkuat
dudes, i always hang out here
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
NO overlap in personnel? Tristram Shandy is not one of the Jerk City folk.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Tristan Farnon, I mean.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Or whatever.
CAREFULLY INVESTIGATORS WOULD'VE NOTICED THE SERVERS WERE HOSTED BY THE SAME ISP Rands
Rands
Arkuat
Arkuat
why didn't you send me an email to let me know you had an interview scheduled for EFnet #pigdog?
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
JESUS!
Tjames
Tjames
It's OK, arkie. We'll remove your contributions post facto.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
What kind of journalist am I!?
Arkuat
Arkuat
okay cool
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Cripes.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Yeah, we'll scribble you out in post, arkie.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Like a Politburo member fallen out of favor.
Arkuat
Arkuat
okay if i watch? i could just go trolling on #philosophy if you want me to go away
Tjames
Tjames
Like HST's cigarette in that Gap ad.
Fine with me. Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Arkie, no, don't bother.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Arkie, meet Rands, from Jerkcity.com.
HOLA Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Arkuat is a Pigdog fellow from back in the day.
Tjames
Tjames
Arkuat is a Monster Truck Extropian.
Arkuat
Arkuat
greetings.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Well, so, I want to get into an interesting topic, which is the GAYNESS.
UH OH Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
It's OK. We're not GAY.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Do you get lots of irate letters from gay beatniks or gay scottie dogs or gay aliens who are angry about the way they are portrayed on Jerk City?
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Well, except Arkuat. He's queer as a chocolate pizza.
Actually no. I can't think of one nasty hate mail we've received Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
Yeah, his GAYNESS contains multitudes.

Enigma enters the IRC channel.

Tjames
Tjames
haha
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Gah! Jesus! THis is getting to be a major gangfuck!
I mean, it's pretty obvious WE'RE TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY HERE PEOPLE Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
[Enigma], meet rands from Jerk City.
Enigma
Enigma
Hey rands
Tjames
Tjames
We should have set up a special pig-interview channel or sumthin
GANG BANG RANDS QUICK Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
rands, meet [Enigma], my next Perl regexp.
Enigma
Enigma
Interface is as interface does
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Well, I think that's fairly obvious to most people, rands, but the internet is full of Literalist Fuckheads.
Tjames
Tjames
Well, I have to admit, I think it's funny to call things gay, too.
Tjames
Tjames
But I called something gay once, and Mr. bad said, "Tjames, you should not make fun of people just because they are gay," He's so sensitive.
So, do you guys have a favorite character? Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
I like the alien with the tongue, just because it's so creepy.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Yeah, my favorite is rands, the scotty dog.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
I mean, the beatnik.
Spigot Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Hey, WE'LL ask the questions, rands!
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Jesus!
READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP HERE Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
So, where does the Jerk City name come from? Like, City of Jerking off?
Domain name popped in my head in '98... Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Or city of people who are mean?
JERK = funny. CITY = lots of funny. Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
Like extra jerk.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Oh, hey, I should have figgered that out before.
Registered the name and then THOUGHT HARD ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH IT Rands
Rands
It was originally going to be a masterbation resource Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
I want to point out that my favorite jerkcity is the one where SPigot says, like, "Not a day goes by that I don't jerk off so much I get a stomach ache."
BUT I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT BONERS Rands
Rands
Arkuat
Arkuat
I like how you use ALL CAPS
ALL CAPS = FUNNY Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
I was touched very deeply. I didn't feel so alone any more.

-MORE-

 

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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