| Vodka recipes and bragging about german X do not bad people make. -- Winter Mute |
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WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS (cont'd)
2000-02-20 01:35:00
By Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad | Ah-HA! I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it |
Tjames | I find Leisuretown a tad discomfiting. |
Arkuat | dudes, i always hang out here |
Mr. Bad | NO overlap in personnel? Tristram Shandy is not one of the Jerk City folk. |
Mr. Bad | Tristan Farnon, I mean. |
Mr. Bad | Or whatever. |
| CAREFULLY INVESTIGATORS WOULD'VE NOTICED THE SERVERS WERE HOSTED BY THE SAME ISP | 
Rands |
Arkuat | why didn't you send me an email to let me know you had an interview scheduled for EFnet #pigdog? |
Mr. Bad | JESUS! |
Tjames | It's OK, arkie. We'll remove your contributions post facto. |
Mr. Bad | What kind of journalist am I!? |
Arkuat | okay cool |
Mr. Bad | Cripes. |
Mr. Bad | Yeah, we'll scribble you out in post, arkie. |
Mr. Bad | Like a Politburo member fallen out of favor. |
Arkuat | okay if i watch? i could just go trolling on #philosophy if you want me to go away |
Tjames | Like HST's cigarette in that Gap ad. |
| Fine with me. |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Arkie, no, don't bother. |
Mr. Bad | Arkie, meet Rands, from Jerkcity.com. |
| HOLA |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Arkuat is a Pigdog fellow from back in the day. |
Tjames | Arkuat is a Monster Truck Extropian. |
Arkuat | greetings. |
Mr. Bad | Well, so, I want to get into an interesting topic, which is the GAYNESS. |
| UH OH |
Rands |
Tjames | It's OK. We're not GAY. |
Mr. Bad | Do you get lots of irate letters from gay beatniks or gay scottie dogs or gay aliens who are angry about the way they are portrayed on Jerk City? |
Mr. Bad | Well, except Arkuat. He's queer as a chocolate pizza. |
| Actually no. I can't think of one nasty hate mail we've received |
Rands |
Tjames | Yeah, his GAYNESS contains multitudes. |
Enigma enters the IRC channel.
Tjames | haha |
Mr. Bad | Gah! Jesus! THis is getting to be a major gangfuck! |
| I mean, it's pretty obvious WE'RE TRYING TO BE FUCKING FUNNY HERE PEOPLE |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | [Enigma], meet rands from Jerk City. |
Enigma | Hey rands |
Tjames | We should have set up a special pig-interview channel or sumthin |
| GANG BANG RANDS QUICK |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | rands, meet [Enigma], my next Perl regexp. |
Enigma | Interface is as interface does |
Mr. Bad | Well, I think that's fairly obvious to most people, rands, but the internet is full of Literalist Fuckheads. |
Tjames | Well, I have to admit, I think it's funny to call things gay, too. |
Tjames | But I called something gay once, and Mr. bad said, "Tjames, you should not make fun of people just because they are gay," He's so sensitive. |
| So, do you guys have a favorite character? |
Rands |
Tjames | I like the alien with the tongue, just because it's so creepy. |
Mr. Bad | Yeah, my favorite is rands, the scotty dog. |
Mr. Bad | I mean, the beatnik. |
| Spigot |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Hey, WE'LL ask the questions, rands! |
Mr. Bad | Jesus! |
| READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP HERE |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | So, where does the Jerk City name come from? Like, City of Jerking off? |
| Domain name popped in my head in '98... |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Or city of people who are mean? |
| JERK = funny. CITY = lots of funny. |
Rands |
Tjames | Like extra jerk. |
Mr. Bad | Oh, hey, I should have figgered that out before. |
| Registered the name and then THOUGHT HARD ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH IT |
Rands |
| It was originally going to be a masterbation resource |
Rands |
| BUT I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT BONERS |
Rands |
Arkuat | I like how you use ALL CAPS |
| ALL CAPS = FUNNY |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | I was touched very deeply. I didn't feel so alone any more. |
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