Burn them ALL! ALL of THEM!

     

 

 

BLACK mustard seeds. little jar. oof.
-- rotten elf

 

Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

You BAD FREAK. Splicer, keep Zach REALLY FUCKING QUIET.

Like I'm in the same room with him or something

I have a SHUT-THE-FuCK-UP-YOU-DRUNKEN-HILLBILLY button on this thing, man.

LIST ATTRIBUTES - X Y

yeah, but are you prepared to use it?

RIGHT ON!!!!!

Are you going to introduce us?

Solex, ping ping ping, are you here or what?

Solex, it's beauty to finally get to talk to you!

Geep!

YES!!!!!!!!

OK, well, this is the chat interface for ICQ.

You can type, and then hit return, and everyone can see it.

That way my co-interviewers can ask questions too.

Also, I can save the whole thing to a file and I don't have to worry about writing everything down.

It's kinda nice.

I'm in IRC mode and can't see

Solex (Is that OK, or do you want to be Elisabeth or Ms. Solex or whatever?) this is my crew of co-interregators.

Splicer and Snatcher.

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Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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