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Behind every pathetic worthless loser of a man is a woman who figured his sorry ass out and stabbed him in the back.
-- The Compulsive Splicer


Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

Umm... I'm out of questions.


Hell, I didn't plan to do a 2-hour interview.

Come up with the good stuff

Do you have hillbillies in Amsterdam?

Nope.....they live all over holland

I think the most important question for a Pigdog interview hasn't been answered: do you like ham?

No, I'm more of the chocolate type

That's good.


Umm... do you have any hobbies?

I like you website

See, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here.


OK, Solex, this interview has been REALLY EVIL.

Are the lawyers from Matador gonna come shut us down for publishing it?

"You can't say that! UNAUTHORIZED INTERVIEW!"

No, they are gonna link it to their site

Right on!

Thanks very much for putting up with us

No problem guys

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Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.


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