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You're a no-goodnik, and you've always been a no-goodnik, Lenny Shirose.
-- Frankenstein Jones


Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

I think bad people in Amsterdam have taken over teh keyboard.


I met him when I was an extra in a Greenaway movie

YOU WERE AN EXTRA IN A GREENAWAY MOVIE! *That* is why you're so weird.

What movie?


You were an extra in a Peter Greenaway movie???!


That's such a BITCHEN flick.

in Prosperos Books

See, I told you.. bad people.

OK, we're gonna have to go frame-by-frame through it.

200 naked xtras

Typing speed has increased 700-fold.

We'll put that picture on the cover of our interview.

I'll queue up the DVD

Yeah, there was a lot of naked people in that movie.

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