GNUPG! You need to get some ENCRYPTION, BUB.

     

 

 

Travel maddens the broads.
-- Mr. Bad

 

Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

I dunno, it seems like there are two kinds of musicians: the Bad Kids who kind of run away from home and teach themselves, and the Good Kids who get formal training.

I thought thew horrible and the mISERABLE

OK, yeah, that's true too.

Musicians are pretty much Very Bad People all the way around.

So, you were in a couple bands -- left one band, and then became Solex.

Musicians are pretty much Very Bad People all the way around. Yes

How did the CD shop fit in?

I started solex when I got 5 REACTIONS TO MY DEMO

I started that with Robert 3 years ago

I think it's kind of cool that you have a disk shop.

Looking for a job??

Looking for YEAH!

can we come work for you?

When can you start and what do you do now

Uh, fuckup journalist. Immediately.

I wash cats, but I can do anything...

Daytime journalist??

We could go live in some SQUAT!

Yeah right

I splice. Compulsively.

I would work for free as long as I got to live in Nederland.

Nobody wants to live in a squat

And do lots of HEROIN and make DOG-FUCKING PORN MOVIES.

Ewwww....

That brings me to another point.

Only ugly people live in squats

Nederland is this really great place, with lots of social tolerance and freedom, and you folks just do a lot of JUNK and make BESTIALITY FLICKS.

Even the computer hackers in Nederland are SUPER-EVIL.

What's going on over there?

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