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Interview with Solex -- Reported 1999-03-22 21:21 by Mr. Bad

Oh! That brings me to another point: THE TRACK NAMES.

The Japanese small people don't wanna lose money on their import. CD's are very expnsive over there

Solex is barely dressed?

Sounds like I should just get the regular CD then

All the track names have "Solex" in them. What's going on with that?

Ask Solex the Question

Hey, SPLICER, I don't remember inviting you to QUIZ THE FUCKING ARTIST ABOUT WHETHER TO BUY THE CD.

It's a Enid Blighton rippoff. You know 'the 5 go fishing" the 5 use drugs" etc

Coolio!

Gangsta Paradise

Hey, so can we do the basics questions?

yep

Were you born in Amsterdam, or in some teeny-weeny Dutch town?

Teeny wseeny Voorschoten

What did your folks do?

Dad is into chemicals. Mom is into paint

Neato.

We're into chemicals, too.

Were you a bad kid?

No kidding

I was the nicest girl on the block )-(

So, did you do formal training in music? When did you know you wanted to be a musician?

I had six years of classical guitar. And played in some bands

wow

Like Andres Segovia!

or whatever.

The Master!!

Sweet.

Sweet as Fuck

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