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Wanna Play Quake For Real?
1999-10-07 12:09:09


Weird Science
 
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-- Siduri

 

Spock Mountain Research Labs strives to bring you the best in modern hillbilly technology. But even we realize that you have to get out of the house now and then. And what better of a reason, than a chance to play Quake for real?

Now obviously, we cannot expect you to carry around a loaded rocket launcher. We feel these are weapons that paint-gun wielding wanna-be-special-forces-jailhouse-punk pussies use. Instead, we recommend building and using the BFPG 9000. This complex puppy of high self destruction will shoot a potato faster than the speed of sound, not only putting starch in Commie Ivan's belly, but through him and who ever was unfortunate enough to stand behind him in the next county.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

zuul@pigdog.org


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