Spock Mountain Research Labs strives to bring you the best
in modern hillbilly technology. But even we realize that
you have to get out of the house now and then. And what
better of a reason, than a chance to play Quake for real?
Now obviously, we cannot expect you to carry around a loaded rocket launcher.
We feel these are weapons that paint-gun wielding
wanna-be-special-forces-jailhouse-punk pussies use. Instead, we recommend
building and using the BFPG 9000. This complex puppy of high self destruction
will shoot a potato faster than the speed of sound, not only putting starch in
Commie Ivan's belly, but through him and who ever was unfortunate enough to
stand behind him in the next county.