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American Hooch Technology Catching Up!

by Crackmonkey

1999-01-04 10:33:00

Well, it would seem that my predictions as to the future strategic importance of alcohol in the technology arena are coming true. Manhattan Scientifics Inc. has finally perfected what the Canadians have had for decades: fuel-grade booze!

Thanks to this recent development, we might just be able to build an army of 400-foot-tall mothrazoids to act as a first line of defense against the Canadian hooch-powered mechagojiras. The time for action is now! We need to rebuild the military-industrial complex that fed and clothed us throughout the fifties!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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