Spock Mountain Research Labs' crack team of hillbilly
scientists was given a very special assignment to
"test-drive" a crazy new technology that only we could
handle. Each volunteer was issued a lab coat OF THE FUTURE
and sent out to party like it was 1999!
Xerox PARC thinks they are so fancy shmancy with their fancy new Digital Paper,
but can you wear it?? Does it glow in the dark? Is it good for late night
rock till you drop dance parties??! Of course not.
But, thanks to the good people at Cambridge Display Technology this will ALL BE
POSSIBLE!! They have developed the Plastic of the Future for the Bad People of
the Future!!! Fabulous!!
Soon they will be able to make all kinds of cool shit, cheap. Video phones,
roll-up computer screens, blah, blah, and most importantly, CLOTHES. My
favorite clothing idea is the special camouflage wear. You could put
your special "I don't want to deal with people" jumpsuit on, hook up your
battery pack and sit back while your suit generates an image of your
surroundings perfectly blending you into the background.
Okay, maybe that wont work, but just think of the fashion choices!
And, just in case you thought it couldn't get any crazier, the inventors were
able to start their company with the backing of the rock band GENESIS!
The best part of all this is that Hillbilly Scientists were sent out
for all-night RAVE CRAZINESS!! (As you can see in the groovy picture!!!)