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Mars Demands Pigs!!!!
1998-11-18 16:32:00


Weird Science
 
Which is worse, a garden-variety moron or a zealot?
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Didn't know whether to file this under 'Pigs' or 'Science', but anyways: we have initial reports of PIG CLONING going on in Great Britain somewhere. Probably somewhere very boring and sanity-threatening, because this is an INSANE thing to do. England needs _no_ more pigs, for fuck's sake! Anyways, this was forwarded from some bad Extropians, who are a pretty disreputable lot, so I can't vouch for this 'BBS' news organization. Take it all with a grain of salt, eh?

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

guvnor@pigdog.org


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