when i was froo-froo in the noggin, i used to hear from people in Nirvananet and i thought they were dead and i was talking with ghosts or angels. i just read about nirvananet on the web and it all seems quite different. -- Sylvia
Well, SURE, Y2K came and went like a gentle lamb. Everything
is running along just hunky-dory, civilization didn't collapse,
and no one is rioting in the streets, more or less. But don't despair!
Survivalist leaders say there's ONE MORE CHANCE for total destruction!
This Friday, May 5 2000, will be the occasion for an interesting (if
unglamorous) astronomical event: the Great Conjunction. This is when 5 planets
plus the Sun and the Moon will line up together in the sky. OK, the alignment's
pretty haphazard -- they'll be spread out about 26 degrees of arc -- but that's
pretty darn good in astronomical terms.
Unfortunately, it's not going to be some monumentous "2001" coolio space picture
that you can see from your Junior G-Man binoculars or anything like that.
Whenever you get the Sun involved in these kind of events, it kind of takes
center stage and drowns everything else out.
So what's the big whoop? Why would the Great Conjunction be of interest to
anyone besides Jeanne Dixon and a
handful of other newspaper astrologers, as well as the various Leos who are
going to have really great sex that day, since Saturn, Jupiter, Mars and Mercury
will all be packed together into their Love house?
Well, some crazy people -- myself among them -- believe that the awesome
gravitational energies exerted by these heavenly bodies (the planets, not the
Leos) are going to rip apart the Earth in a blaze of lava and steam like a
red-hot orange. OK, well, that's pretty much the most dramatic prediction -- a
lot of people just think that the gravity will have an effect on the tides that
will destroy all major port cities. Sort of a let-down, since it doesn't involve
the peeling of the Earth's crust, but still lots of fun destruction.
Of course, the downer Old Farmer's Almanac says none of this is going to happen.
But who cares!? It's an opportunity for panic and terror. Go enjoy the Great