GAAAAAH! I _TOLD_ YOU! I told EVERYONE that this Beowulf
clusterfuck computing had gone TOO FAR! But nobody
listened, and now these gooshy, group-grope computers have
developed s00per-hUman intelligence with their sexy,
disgusting genetic programming ways! You should have
listened to me!
See, I've been talking about clusterfuck computing for MONTHS and MONTHS. I think
it's horrible and WRONG and gross and pornographic. All that data glooping all
over the place like horrible biological fluids! All those PLUGS and SOCKETS and
DARK OPENINGS and NEGOTIATED PROTOCOLS! It's just UNNATURAL.
So apparently the folks at this Genetic Programming, Inc. have been combining
the principles of CLUSTER COMPUTOLOGY with the weird and arcane science of
genetic programming to produce SEXUAL DEVIANT PROGRAM OFFSPRING. The deal with
genetic programming is that you write programs and then those programs SEXUALLY
REPRODUCE to create new programs, which in turn have horrendous little
incestuous program sex for EVER AND EVER until they become GIGANTIC DISGUSTING
MUTANT PROGRAM MONSTERS.
These folks at GP, Inc. say that they've produced "human-competitive
results" using these techniques. GAAH! See, these horrible SEX PROGRAMS and
cluster polyamorous computers are going to come kill us all in our beds! It's
Now all that's left to do is to try and avert total annihilation for the human
race before these towering monsters of sex software gain mobility and laser
cannons and start slaughtering us all. Already, high-placed
officials of the US Government have made forays to the throne rooms of the
NEW DECADENT DIGITAL SEX MONARCHS to negotiate capitulation of the country's
infrastructure in return for their own lives and the lives of their loved ones.
Run now! Go to the hills! Do what you can to AVOID THE SODOMIZING SEX ROBOT
OVERLORDS! Before they come to your town or village! RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!