Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not
really after you! In fact, many agencies that you never even
HEARD OF are keeping detailed dossiers of your mundane life. And
they're using S00PER SEKRIT high-tech to do it!
The Warning Signs of Covert Eavesdropping Web Site
clues you in to what to watch out for: strange interference on
your radio, furniture that's been moved around, mysterious trucks
in the neighborhood, etc. It's a list so detailed you would have
figured Peter Sellers himself thought it up.
You can laugh now, but when the CANADISTAS start
using your credit card to buy pallets of camouflage duct tape,
don't say Pigdog didn't try to save your sorry ass.