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You're Bugging Me
1998-12-30 21:00:00


Treachery
 
Both porn and Mars seems to get you guys all hot and bothered.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really after you! In fact, many agencies that you never even HEARD OF are keeping detailed dossiers of your mundane life. And they're using S00PER SEKRIT high-tech to do it!

The Warning Signs of Covert Eavesdropping Web Site clues you in to what to watch out for: strange interference on your radio, furniture that's been moved around, mysterious trucks in the neighborhood, etc. It's a list so detailed you would have figured Peter Sellers himself thought it up.

You can laugh now, but when the CANADISTAS start using your credit card to buy pallets of camouflage duct tape, don't say Pigdog didn't try to save your sorry ass.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

czech@pigdog.org


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