Gentle Reader, The Word will leap on you with leopard man iron claws, it will cut off fingers and toes like an opportunist land crab, it will coil round your thighs like a bushmaster and inject a shot glass of rancid ectoplasm. -- WSB
This is such a senseless waste... I don't even know where to start.
That 20,000 gallons of Wild Turkey are in flames isn't the worse part. Bad as
it is... acidents happens. (Tho' if they ever prove that this fire wasn't an
accident... there will be a bounty on the head of those that set it.)
What pisses me off the is that _they_ decided that a little booze in the local
water system is a bad thing. Man, I dream about getting a bourbon and water
straight from the tap... and when it actually happens they close down the town.
FUCKERS.
For those of you that have been around Pigdog for any length of time you know
that I dispise alcohol abuse... and I have never, ever, in my life seen such
waste and abuse of alcohol. I wear black, I mourn.