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Pigdog Mourns Bourbon Fire
2000-05-11 01:40:02


Treachery
 
Porn is good.
-- El Destino

 

GAR

This is such a senseless waste... I don't even know where to start.

That 20,000 gallons of Wild Turkey are in flames isn't the worse part. Bad as it is... acidents happens. (Tho' if they ever prove that this fire wasn't an accident... there will be a bounty on the head of those that set it.)

What pisses me off the is that _they_ decided that a little booze in the local water system is a bad thing. Man, I dream about getting a bourbon and water straight from the tap... and when it actually happens they close down the town. FUCKERS.

For those of you that have been around Pigdog for any length of time you know that I dispise alcohol abuse... and I have never, ever, in my life seen such waste and abuse of alcohol. I wear black, I mourn.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

eatme@pigdog.org


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