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Monumental Christopher Walken Newsletter
1999-08-11 03:32:04
Did you know that early in his career Christopher Walken was in musicals, and he sang, and he wore a white-hair wig like an English judge? Can you imagine how frightening that must have been?
This is the kind of information you can get --- at high freight train speeds -- with them search engines...
A couple years ago, there were approximately TWO (2) Christopher Walken sites worth looking at, I remember searching them out... and thinking, MORE... there should be MORE. But now there are DOZENS, maybe HUNDREDS. I can't keep track of them all...
Only on the Web, can you find poems and short stories about Christopher Walken.
But more importantly, there is exactly what the world needs: an online NEWSLETTER, Walken on the Wild Side, covering Christopher Walken. You must go to it, and read it now. Friend.
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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
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