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Now they're drinking their own urine
2022-01-14 20:21:52
Without a winking smiley face or other indication that you're joking, it is impossible to parody an anti-vaxxer in such a way that someone won't mistake a joke for something that a sincere anti-vaxxer truly believes.
Case in point: Anti-vax leader Christopher Key is now urging his followers to drink their own urine.
According to a recent video posted by Key, "The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need."
You have to wonder, is this guy for real or is he just fucking with the anti-vax crowd? Is he sincerely anti-vax, or has he seen anti-vaxxers washing down horse medicine with a glass of bleach and thought to himself "I wonder if I can get these idiots to drink their own piss?"
Let's take a look at Christopher Key's history...
- In December 2021 he set off on a cross-country road trip with a fake badge, firearms, a flamethrower, and a goal of conducting citizen's arrests of Democratic Governors.
- While on the trip he was arrested.
- In court and in videos he has made the statements:
- “Again. You can't. I'm competent.”
- “I'm not insane.”
- “[I'm a] complete, total free man.”
- "I drink my own urine!"
He's a genuine anti-vaxxer all right. If you're really scared of getting the vaccine jab, just drink your own piss!
Stay tuned for the inevitable follow-up article where we report that Christopher Key died after getting infected with COVID and/or experiencing kidney failure. 😀
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