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-- Flesh
Tighten My Wig, Crazy Eddy
1999-09-11 17:55:30
Hey, I'm sure everybody else in the world has seen this before, but I gots to say: I love the Indiana Drug Slang List!
It's really fun! There's lots of CRAZY SLANG from the 40s and 50s for weird shit like DIPPING JOINTS IN EMBALMING FLUID and stuff like that. It's really SICK AND WEIRD!
I love academia! I love slang! I love drugs! Three great tastes that taste great together, at the Indiana Drug Slang Academy and whatnot! Beaujolais for that!
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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
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