Gentle Reader, The Word will leap on you with leopard man iron claws, it will cut off fingers and toes like an opportunist land crab, it will coil round your thighs like a bushmaster and inject a shot glass of rancid ectoplasm. -- WSB
Everyone loves SPOCK. That's a given, right? So why
aren't you looking at the Spock Club Page RIGHT NOW!!?!?!
This page has all the info you need to learn about Spock. Like when he was a
boxer, or when he was on "Mission Impossible". Or about his crazy
voice-overs and when Spock was on "The Simpsons"!! Lots of bad Spock pictures
and etc. AND they have lists of appearances by Spock on TV and in PERSON like
EVEN SPOCK COULD COME TO YOUR HOMETOWN AND YOU WOULD MISS IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
READ THIS PAGE!!!!!1!
The Spock Club has a club and stuff, and this crazy newsletter called "Yomin"
(GET IT!?!) with articles about Spock and even addresses of people you can be
SPOCK PENPALS with. Really! You can send people all over the world letters
about SPOCK! So go check out the Spock Club today! Tell 'em Pigdog sent you.