GNUPG! You need to get some ENCRYPTION, BUB.

     
 

Two Large Scottish, Please
2000-05-11 20:17:56


Sludge
 
Well, my dad grew up below the poverty line - so I got a lot of stories about walking to school in a blizzard, up hill; both ways - sounds pretty horrible... so I want to avoid having to live in a neighborhood like that.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

Jesus Christ, I don't know what to say about this thing. Uh, OK, here's what I'll say: go buy some FUCKBUCKETS now, BEEYOTCH!

This is what e-commerce is all about, folks: delicious buckets of juicy fuck, right there at your doorstep. Please form a single line while visiting this Web site and don't push your neighbor.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

uaka@pigdog.org


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