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During the heyday of the Rollins-Shipley crisis,
gentleman Web diarist Wil Shipley made much about his "substitute
girlfriend," known only by her first name, "Karawynn" (and later
just by her initial "K"). When Shipley shut down his site for
personal reasons, citing a fear of hurting "innocent people", it
was widely assumed by veteran Rollins-Shipley watchers that
Karawynn was one person who Shipley was trying to protect. Well,
Pigdog Journal, ever in pursuit of TOTAL COVERAGE, combed the Web
in search of this elusive Shipley companion. Our research into
her
Web journal reveals the shocking truth: Karawynn DESERVES to be
hurt.
Bleeeeechk! I dunno where to start - anyone who
introduce their site as being "bits and pieces of me and mine" --
no, anyone who uses "mine" like that, should just be shot. No
torture, no punishment, just a clean shot to the back of the
head.
It's not worth spending any more time on them than
that.
Just to make sure you aren't drawn to her site outta
some voyeuristic curiosity here is a list of all the juicy
personal tid-bits:
* She had a tough childhood
* She cries when she is angry
* She loves British and Irish accents (I'm sure the
movie industry loves her too)
* She lost her virginity when she was
20
* She doesn't drive, but she thinks the new Beetles
are way cool
* She drinks, but hates smoking
* She has written 2 songs
* She's gotten over not being able to sleep naked,
but she frequently still sleeps in a T-shirt
* She's polyamorous and hangs out on the
Well
* She used to write under the name Melpomene (the
muse of tragedy)
* and there's a game you can play to see nude photo's
of her.
As if all the Web journals full of whining,
self-centered shlock weren't bad enough, "Karawynn" (ugh, I
wonder
how many pages of doodle-filled binder paper it took to come up
with that!) has a journal mailing list. You don't even have to
go
to the swill, it'll just show up in your mailbox every day!
There's even an IRC channel where you can discuss Karawynn 24
hours a DAY!
Hopefully, this will be enough to convince all but
the biggest masochists to skip this site, but if you
must:
Check it out yourself
hundred@pigdog.org
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