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Overconfident pre-Woodstock 99 Cop Ramblings

by Miles Standish

1999-08-03 21:08:55

This is just the coolest thing. The head of security for Woodstock 99 is bragging about how well he'll run things for security, and how cool the fascist security will be.

It makes me feel warm inside.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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