Build Date: Sun Dec 28 23:40:13 2025 UTC
Of course, it is always easier to whine... Goodness knows we prove that on Pigdog-l every Goddamn Day.
-- Johnnie Royale
Announcing the BRAND Spanking NEW PDJ Quote Daturbase Page
2001-12-22 16:17:55
That's right folks, all of our collective witticisms are now available on one convenient page for your viewing pleasure.
No longer will you have to continually bounce from page to page vainly looking for unread quotes to satisfy your carnal literacy urges - and don't bother denying it, we got the logs. Now you can experience sensory overload while having a one quote orgasm after another.
There is also a new handy, dandy, super spiffy link to the quote page now on available the main page. Ironically located just below the Poonie Dog link and just above the IE Reactive Channel link in the lower left side.
Check it out.

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