This is a very efficient way to tell your liver "fuck you! I don't fucking like you!" To tell the truth, I'm afraid to stand up. I'm mildly buzzed, but judging by the level of whiskey in the jar when I stand up I am going to be sitting right back down again. -- H.R. Taffs
A lot of humorous stuff rolled in off the web today and since I'm tired of looking that
feature about the Free Dimtry Hearing on September 24th I'd thought I'd smash them all
together sort like they do on Slashdot every once in a while and see how it goes. Enjoy.
Canadia
Frigate
Canadia Infantry
Canadia Airforce
First Afghan
Missile
AFGHAN TV GUIDE
MONDAYS 7:30 PM - I Dream of Fatima
8:00 PM - Husseinfeld 8:30 PM - Mad About Everything 9:00 PM
- Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 PM - The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 10:00 PM -
Allah McBeal
TUESDAYS 7:30 PM - I Love Sheep 8:00 PM -
Wheel of Terror & Fortune 8:30 PM - The Price Is Right If Osama Says It's
Right 9:00 PM - Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things
9:30 PM - Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 10:00 PM - Buffy -
The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
WEDNESDAYS 7:30 PM -
Talibantubbies 8:00 PM - U.S. Military Secrets Revealed 8:30 PM -
When Northern Alliance Attacks 9:00 PM - Two Guys, a Girl and a Pita Bread
9:30 PM - Just Shoot Everyone 10:00 PM - Veilwatch
THURSDAYS
7:30 PM - Hanging With Mr. Hijacker 8:00 PM - Matima Loves Chachi
8:30 PM - M*U*S*T*A*C*H*E 9:00 PM - Veronica's Closet Full of Long,
Black, Shapeless Dresses & Veils 9:30 PM - My Two Bagdads 10:00 PM -
Diagnosis: Heresy
FRIDAYS 7:30 PM - This Old Tent 8:00 PM
- Movie of the Week Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves 8:30 PM - Khalid and his
Camel 9:00 PM - Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things
9:30 PM - Achmeds Creek 10:00 PM - No-Witness News
