Yippee! Another crazy interactive arty soft-porn Web
thingy. I love this kind of thing, but I wish there were
some naked people.
Their blurb says, 'What is it? Some claim it to be a revealing tool for
self-knowledge. Others view it simply as a "web-able" parlor game. Perhaps it
is just a bald-faced sales byte to seduce your mind. Whatever.' How clever and
pomo! 'If we say we suck, you can't say it first.'
And 'Whatever'! That's what us hip Gen-X people say all the time. It's like
our anthem or something! '\/\/hatever, d00d!' I always say that! Ask anybody!
Anyhow, what it _is_ is one of those personality test thingies. If you're as
self-obsessed as I am, you'll go ahead and do it anyways, just to get the
ego-stroking of the final personality evaluation. 'Powerful personality...
loved by all... this is incredibly insightful! The magic woo-woo powers of The
Room are quite impressive.'