There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -- HST
But of course! Esperanto is useful for so many purposes, it's
time to use it for picking up fraulinoj, my friend.
As is often pointed out, Esperanto is the language of the future for Bad
People everywhere. The more diabolical among you have already taken steps
towards mastering this great language. Some of you have not been so quick
on the uptake. Perhaps it's because of the lack of immediately useful
phrases. Sure, you can ask for the nearest toilet in an Esperantejo
with Travlang,
but what about the useful stuff? Look no further, friends.
How to speak
Esperanto like a restless native will give you a good foundation for
your future learning, and more importantly your confidence. No longer will
you have to fumble around with your English to Esperanto dictionary when
you're talking to a belulinoj (attractive woman). By memorising just a few
key phrases like "Mi estas festema ulo." and "Mi ne plu estas infektita.",
your dream esperantist date will be putty in your hands.
For the odd Klingon or Finn you run into, this site has just as useful
phrase pages.
