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Esperanto for Bad Swingers of the Future
2000-11-01 12:09:06


Eat the Interlingvo
 
Beaujolais, baby!
-- Ratsnatcher

 

But of course! Esperanto is useful for so many purposes, it's time to use it for picking up fraulinoj, my friend.

As is often pointed out, Esperanto is the language of the future for Bad People everywhere. The more diabolical among you have already taken steps towards mastering this great language. Some of you have not been so quick on the uptake. Perhaps it's because of the lack of immediately useful phrases. Sure, you can ask for the nearest toilet in an Esperantejo with Travlang, but what about the useful stuff? Look no further, friends.

How to speak Esperanto like a restless native will give you a good foundation for your future learning, and more importantly your confidence. No longer will you have to fumble around with your English to Esperanto dictionary when you're talking to a belulinoj (attractive woman). By memorising just a few key phrases like "Mi estas festema ulo." and "Mi ne plu estas infektita.", your dream esperantist date will be putty in your hands.

For the odd Klingon or Finn you run into, this site has just as useful phrase pages.

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