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-- Tjames Madison
Excellent Internet Radio in Esperanto!
2000-10-18 20:26:01
Bujholej! I'm pleased to report yet another fine RealAudio Internet radio show. But this one is in ESPERANTO. Bonege!
I'm sure that I don't need to explain the vital importance of Esperanto to Bad People everywhere. It is, indeed, the language of Bad People of the Future, and I know that each and every one of us has been studying frantically the intricacies of the language and practicing writing and reading whenever possible.
Still, perhaps you are worried that when you're incarcerated on the Jungle Prison Planet Diarmidi, your pronunciation will be so bad that the 8-headed Laser Beast that you are trying to recruit for your breakout attempt will not understand you at all. Never fear, my Bad friend! There's some help for you.
For years, Radio Poland has been sending out Esperanto broadcasts, "Esperanto Ekspreso" and "Homoj kaj Problemoj," that are available all over Eastern and Central Europe. They're considered some of the best spoken Esperanto examples available. The really best part, I think, is the Moviefone News on the March theme music, but that's just me.
Anyways, NOW, through the power of the GLOBAL WORLD WIDE INNURNET, you are able to hear full programs on-line. So, go listen to some Esperanto right now! It's cool.
T O P S T O R I E S
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
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The Once & Future King of Dust
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Another Nobel Prize-Winning Author Describes Drunkenness
This book won a Pulitzer Prize. Here's its famous paragraph on getting drunk... (More...)
Why I'm pretty sure JD Vance had sex with a couch
True or false? The answers await us in that magical land where all truths are revealed -- the internet. (More...)
In 2010 Dr. Cheng-Huai Ruan discovered a way to cause a patient with an abnormal heartbeat to get back into a normal rhythm by sticking a finger up the patient's ass. (More...)
WKRP in Cincinnati aired from 1978 through 1982. Howard Hesseman played Dr. Johnny Fever, a DJ from Los Angeles who was fired from his previous job for saying the word "booger" on the air. In the show Hesseman would do some dialogue, introduce a song, and start the song. You'd hear a few notes, but never the whole song. (More...)
C L A S S I C P I G D O G
Paranoid Strippers & Psychotic Crack Dealers (Tales of Christmas Eve)
Christmas day, for the last 17 or so years has bored me. I find that the real fun and excitement always takes place on Christmas Eve. Every other year, it's the excitement of the metaphorical hunt instead of the kill. Otherwise, it's just plain bad craziness. (More...)
An innocent trip to the Central Market resulted in a severe attack of arachnophobia (and a meal) when a depraved street kid set her vicious pet spider on an unsuspecting shopper. (More...)
Report from Spiritual Machines
Arkuat gives you the inside scoop on the "Spiritual Machines" panel and conclave. Wacky excitement ensues! (More...)
The Deep Dark Underbelly of the Star Wars Myth, or Ramayana Remembered
It's a fact: Star Wars is a blatant plagiarism of an ancient Asian legend, and the long lines of devout Star Wars freaks are really unscrupulous Asian copyright busters. From Indonesia to Thailand to Nepal, videos are available for sale or rent before they're even released in the US and UK due to this nerdy camcorder-clutching bunch. (More...)
Patient Joab's scientifick editorial discusses aspect of the space-time-beer continuum never before processed by sub-bush-robot minds!!! Too fabulantastic to contempulate! (More...)
It’s election night. My wife and I are holed-up in this hotel that my political party has rented out for the evening. Outside, people are being violently beaten for whom they voted for. Is this South Africa? Perhaps we’re in Haiti or some Southern state during the 60’s. Of all the places where this sort of thing happens, it’s mind-boggling that we are in Portland, Maine. (More...)