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What a fucking night. No more tequila. Ever.
-- Paul
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I love it when the media makes some big deal over
"new scientific proof!" of something really obvious like "Poor
People Receive Inferior Health Care, Study Says" or "Taking 5,000
Vitamins at Once is Bad, Says Noted Expert." Well, here's
another one: alarm clocks are hazardous to your
health.
This week there's finally proof that alarm clocks are
dangerous, and in some cases, deadly. Scientists have document a
case where a 22-year-old man went into cardiac arrect after his
alarm went off. I know that my alarm going off at 8:00 AM has
almost
done me in on a number of occasions, and I'm surprised there
aren't
warning labels on the damn things. Really, there-outta-be-a-law!
Your child could be next! It's moving from the city to quiet
neighborhoods JUST LIKE YOURS!
Check it out yourself
guvnor@pigdog.org
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