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I Am So Outta Here
2001-08-12 14:29:24


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Seeing your baby's face each morning would only be a cruel reminder of the nice person you used to be.
-- Mr. Bad

 

So that killer job you took with that up-and-coming dot com has turned into a luxury seat on the titanic, and itís now time to grab a lifeboat off. How about a tool to write & deliver your resignation letter as youíre walking out the door?

Itís a great job you have there. The people you are working with are great & youíre being tossed staggering of money. Unfortunatly, the company is going the way of the Passenger Pigeon, with the stock values dropping into the shitter with a kersplash that even the deaf canít miss. When youíre faced with the possibility that every morning brings the possibility of the doors being locked, itís time to bail.

One of the hardest things to do in the world is to write a resignation letter. Wouldnít it be nice if you could get it done automatically? Good news, Bucky! The good folks at dbaseiv.net have set up an engine that will do exactly that. Theyíll even deliver it to your soon-to-be former-employers, giving you plenty of time to gather up all your goodies and get the hell out the door. All you need to do is answer a few questions, and youíre on your way to the life of Reilly!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

wunderbar@pigdog.org


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