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Black magic operates most effectively in preconscious, marginal areas. Casual curses are the most effective.
-- William S. Burroughs
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You see these fuckers just about everywhere. Bubbling
cauldrons of unchecked happiness and optimism, without a
drop of reality in sight. It's enough to make want to push
them over the guardrail of an overpass into the path of a
speeding semi. But before you risk going to death row (sent there by people who
won't understand that this person just had to die)
may we suggest using some the products manufactured by
Despair instead?
At Despair Inc, you'll find products specifically designed to knock the
sunshine out of Patty Positive, and drag her screaming down into your personal
hell. Every self-respecting pessimist should have a revolving line of credit
here.
Unleash the untapped power of other people's misery!
Check it out yourself
burton@pigdog.org
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