BUGPORN is REAL GROSS!

     
 

You're Pumping What Up Their Asses?
1999-12-10 11:39:49


Consumers in Action
 
Spock would use Linux.
-- Johnnie Royale

 

You see these fuckers just about everywhere. Bubbling cauldrons of unchecked happiness and optimism, without a drop of reality in sight. It's enough to make want to push them over the guardrail of an overpass into the path of a speeding semi. But before you risk going to death row (sent there by people who won't understand that this person just had to die) may we suggest using some the products manufactured by Despair instead?

At Despair Inc, you'll find products specifically designed to knock the sunshine out of Patty Positive, and drag her screaming down into your personal hell. Every self-respecting pessimist should have a revolving line of credit here.

Unleash the untapped power of other people's misery!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

iambic@pigdog.org


comments powered by Disqus
 
     

 

C L A S S I C   P I G D O G

Brother Wayne Lays Down the Truth
by Flesh

Put the "Life" Back in SF "Nightlife"
by Flesh

Escape to Spock Mountain!
by Baron Earl

GNUisance
by El Snatcher, Mr. Bad

01-26

Flesh

Alex Jones is Big, Fat, And Drunk in Public.

08-01

El Destino

Amazon's secret: incest in the Kindle ad?

08-01

El Destino

Slut Walk! Sexy feminist protest, or invaders from Mars?

04-25

Daemon Agent

The Quest for the Best Cheap Beer in a Can

04-25

Eugene Leitl

Beverage science at its finest

04-16

El Destino

YouTube punishes copyright offenders with animated pirate cat

04-09

Baron Earl

Poll shows that almost half of Mississippi's Republicans think interracial marriage should be illegal

04-07

Baron Earl

Commodore64 redux - now with Linux

04-06

El Destino

George Takei demonstrates why he should be playing Spider-Man

04-01

El Destino

High school students sacrifice chickens to improve their batting average

03-31

Baron Earl

Creating a wall-hangable computer from an Ikea shadow box frame

03-26

Eugene Leitl

Spock + octopus

03-26

Baron Earl

Justice Department sends borrower to jail, declines to prosecute Countrywide CEO

03-26

Baron Earl

BBC News covers SXSW Dorkbot

03-24

Baron Earl

How to Identify a Chupacabra

03-21

JRoyale

My Fucking Job is Unbelievable

03-20

Baron Earl

Absinthe documentary

03-20

Baron Earl

UFO over Oswego

03-20

Baron Earl

Stone-washed cyclocomputer

03-15

JRoyale

Can She Taste the Roofies?

More Quickies...