Ewww! It sounds like a bad dream, Michael Jackson licking your
faces while Elvis rubs the little King all over your back! Man,
I just hope it was Elvis the younger years and he didn't just
eat one of those crazy deep fried PBJ & ham sandwiches!
As for Michael Jackson, theres no way that couldn't be the grossest thing to
ever happen to you! I wonder if he had a monkey with him....