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Woman Molested By Elvis & Michael Jackson At the Same Time!
2000-01-21 19:08:34


Mocking Parade
 
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-- Trevor

 

Ewww! It sounds like a bad dream, Michael Jackson licking your faces while Elvis rubs the little King all over your back! Man, I just hope it was Elvis the younger years and he didn't just eat one of those crazy deep fried PBJ & ham sandwiches!

As for Michael Jackson, theres no way that couldn't be the grossest thing to ever happen to you! I wonder if he had a monkey with him....

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

hapsburg@pigdog.org


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