Well, apparently some institute or other has finally proved
what I've believed all along: Canadia is a land teeming
with disgusting female perverts of every stripe and hue. Is
anyone surprised by this?
That's RIGHT, folks! Apparently
going to Canadia is a RISK to your SEXUAL and MENTAL well-being. Canadian
pervert women in filthy raincoats ROAM the STREETS in packs! They slobber and
sniffle, VOYEURIZING and SADOMASOCHIZING and FROTTAGING everyone they meet.
Anyone who's ever met someone from Canadia KNOWS that they are sex-crazed
maniacs with little or no sense of morals or remorse. But not until this survey
did we realize the extent of the CANADIAN PERVERT MENACE. They are a danger to
the world, with their pervert woman army!
There have been several proposals floated to defend against Canadian
pervert-ladies. One of my favorite ideas is building an ANTI-PERVERT Wall of
Flame along the entire US-Canadia border. If one of those pervert gangs tried
to cross onto US soil, they would be fried to a crisp!
Another, more pacifistic idea is to use humongous trebuchets to launch
giganta-huge containers of PERVERT PORN over Canadia and into the Arctic
Circle. This would bait the pervert hordes away from the US and into the cold
frozen tundras, where they could harm no one.
However it happens, the Canadian pervert menace must be thwarted soon.
According to this study, yet more Canadian perverts are born every minute,
drooling and twitching in their desire to violate all of us. So read this
article and write to your Congressional representative.
[Much thanks to Crackmonkey for the
Canadian Pervert Lady alert.]