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Gary Busey Swaps One Addiction for Another
1999-09-25 19:34:09


The Busey Clan
 
If your 87 year old Aunt Edna all of a sudden started handing out fresh tabs of acid, would you complain about how embarrasing and un-hip Edna is with her rocking chair and Alzheimers n' all, or would you just shut up and enjoy this unexpected bounty...
-- Patient Joab

 

After decades of drug and alcohol abuse Gary Busey has finally found something new to get addicted to... JE-SUS!

Once he'd been diagnosed with cancer, the B-movie bad boy Gary Busey did an about-face, joined the Promise Keepers, and started preaching the gospel.

A malignant tumor was recently discovered in his sinus cavity. Doctors cut open Busey's head and removed the tumor. Soon after, Gary Busey heard God speak to him.

The actor says he's no longer the man he was and insists that he has plans to bring Jesus to Hollywood.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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