A University of Minnesota researcher (and noted expert)
announced his finding this week at a meeting of the
American Public Health Association that most bartenders
ignore state laws and serve the very drunk. I'd like to ask
everyone to take a moment and thank the good Lord for these
fine, brave men, without whom we, the very very drunk, we
be cruelly cut off from our nourishing supply of booze.
Every night these men put their livleyhood and often, their establishment's
liquor license, on the line. They do it for us! They do it so we can make total
asses of ourselves! They do it so we can feel beautiful and witty! So we can
dance nakid on table tops! They do it so we can have the confidence to chat up
men and women way out of our league! And, most of all, they do it for the tips!