Burn them ALL! ALL of THEM!

     
 

Good Morning America!
1999-09-23 12:09:07


Bad People
 
Old punks don't die-- they just get really really annoying
-- Negative Nancy

 

Well it's only taken 5 months for someone from the sorta-mainstream media to figure out that the Columbine High duo weren't part of the Trench Coat Mafia, Goths, Gay, killing paticular kids 'cause they believed in God, or cause they were Black.

Amazingly enough, it turns out they just HATED EVERYONE-- whites, blacks, racists, Catholics, jocks, stoners, preppies, hippies, yuppies, geeks, goths, girls, gays, guys, people who drive too slow, people who watch WB shows, people who like Star Wars-- you name 'em, they hated 'em. Even the Trench Coat Mafia didn't like these loosers!

Basically every story you've heard is either an outright lie or a bunch of other stories mushed together or ninth-hand hearsay that can't be confirmed in anyway by 100 investigators working 60 hour weeks for almost half a year...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

aaron@pigdog.org


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