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You've been smoking too much pot and reading too much RAW, Mr. Hagbard Celine Dion.
-- Ratsnatcher
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Just two days shy of the University of Texas Tower massacre
anniversary, Atlanta Georgia's Mark Barton submitted his
application for the most elite club in the world.
Yes folks, Mark has joined up with the likes of David Berkowitz, Those Crazy
Colorado Kids (I still am on the outlook for a 'I went to Columbine and had a
blast' T-shirt), and a handful of others that need not be mentioned.
Mark Barton decided that life sucked. But rather than just crawling into some
hole and turning into dirt, Mark decided to make it a group tour into the
afterlife, taking his second wife, two kids and nine people with him. At the
time of this writing, his motivations are unknown. After all, he was your
average chemist turned day trader. Normal people just don't do things like
this.
But then again, Charles Whitman was an ex-marine, an Eagle Scout, and all
around good guy.
It makes you wonder who'll be next to snap like a cheap rubber band.
Check it out yourself
paco@pigdog.org
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